Hey, I'm Warp Darkmatter.
Most of know me by that name or know me as Agent Z. I used to work for a place called Star Command, a kind of police unit for the universe. Did I mention I'm from the future? ;) My partner WAS Buzz Lightyear, a real lionheart, that one. I worked as a double agent for a guy called Zurg for years until one day I faked my death and went work for the Evil Emperor.
Anyway, I found this old computer and turns out it still works! I found this thing called deviantART and discovered that I was ... a villian on a kids TV Show? Really? I don't mean to sound like Lightyear here but, kids shouldn't be watching such violent stuff. I also found that I have fanbase. You ladies have good taste. ;)
So... ASK ME QUESTIONS ALREADY! C'MON I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY! GIMME SOMETHING TO DO IN MY SPARE TIME!